As this effort is clearly based on the popular card game of a similar name, I'm sure the rules will need no explanation, except to say that I'm hoping the series proves an occasional feature (unless I'm forced to trot out more cards in the absence of any proper stories).
Anyway, just cut out and collect to start playing. Sir James Crosby is today's card - so to speak.
Footnote: For HBOS, the percentage of the bank now state-owned applies to what would have happened without the Lloyds takeover. These figures may soon need updating, of course.