It would be churlish to allow the news that Goldman Sachs is busying itself doing "God's work" without marking the announcement with a new SlackBelly series celebrating the bank's legions of disciples as they go about their good deeds.
To begin, here's a picture of Goldman Sachs International co-chief executive, "Fat Mike" Sherwood, putting in another shift for the Almighty at the ping pong table while wearing a tracksuit personalised with his own initials.
Fortuitously, this snap landed in my in-box just in time to be included in this feature - proving that there is a God who we can all work to please. He really does work in mysterious ways.
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