Swine Flu latest

Red alert at the Pink 'Un where an email has been sent to all Financial Times staffers warning that one of their parish has caught the piggy flu.
I hear that Sarah Witt, from the world desk, is the patient and that her hubbie (and fellow FT hack), Pedro Das Gupta, is also "unwell".

Carnaby goes all the way home

An outbreak of piggy flu at the Guardian Newspapers. Finance director John Carnaby has been sent home with a suspected case (he has always been a swine, say reporters) and the rest of the staff have been put on full alert.
Obviously, the jokes are almost too easy although (clearly) I wish him well.