Mousetrap

Wading through today's Telegraph City Diary, I come across a tale of a mouse infestation at the offices of financial advisory house, Smith & Williamson. What fun there is to be had teasing companies who endure this embarrassing irritation. Sadly, the column could not find room to recount the recent tale of another rodent outbreak at the swanky new offices of a far more famous company: it was the, er, Telegraph Media Group.