Thursday 27 August 2009

Is that a book contract in your pocket?

Congratulations, of sorts, to Sheryl Weinstein, the former lover of mega fraudster Bernie Madoff, who's achieved the improbable goal of disgracing herself almost as much as her one-time squeeze.
As you'll all know by now, Weinstein has written a book which lifts the sheets on how she got off with Madoff, revealing such gems as her achieving a climax despite Bernie's miniscule genitalia.
The thoughts of hubbie Ronald on his wife's new found taste for honesty appear to have been unrecorded so far, although if he's a crossword buff he may have long suspected his errant missus.
Sheryl Weinstein, I discover, is an anagram of Relishes Wen Tiny.

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